Give a cool name for the landing page

Low priority task, thought to create a ticket for it nevertheless.

@gus was suggesting we should come up with a cool memorable name for the landing page since it is an open source web project anyone can fork to advertise their Onion Service and guide people through downloading Tor Browser.

So far folks have suggested the following names:

• Onion launchpad or launchpad +1 +1 +1 +1
• Onion Lift Off +1 +1
• Onion Shipper +1 +1
• Onion Launcher +1 (inspired by @duncan's launchpad 🚀 )
• Onion station +1
• Cebolion
• Zwbiebeltor
• Oniontor
• GateTor
• Tortor
• Shortor
• Onion Capsule
• Onion Dispatch
• Onion Green Light
• Onion Originator (was trying to go for alliteration, but this might sound too aggressive, reminds me of The Terminator)

All suggestions welcome! +1 your favorite suggestion(s).