Script that runs all reasonable CI stuff locally
I don't know if this is reasonable to ask for, but...
Releasing today was something of a negative experience due to malfunctioning CI. At a few times, to get things actually working, we had to guess aggressively about which failures were real and which were due to docker.io hating on our download-happy runner.
But my desktop is fairly hefty. It would have been quite nice to run "./maint/run-all-the-ci-stuff" and just know "yup, our checks are passing" in at least one environment
Can we get to that point? How much would I need to disfigure my desktop to get there?